Wednesday, November 15, 2006

I hate this guy



In April David Copperfield and two female "assistants" were walking to his tour bus after one of his stupid magic shows when a group of armed teenagers held them up. The two assistants handed over cash and cell phones but Copperfield turned out his pockets claiming to have nothing, although he had his passport, wallet and cellphone on him. Two things bother me about this. First of all, why did these kids believe him when he said he had nothing on him? He's a magician you assholes, he probably has a wallet, money clip, cell phone, a bunny and a couple of doves in his special magician jacket. Did you even check? The other thing is, what made Copperfield so sure he was going to get away with it? When he turned out his pockets they could have shot one of his "assistants" in the leg and said, "why don't you have another look magic dork." This was Florida after all, they shoot you for having out of state plates there.

2 Comments:

Blogger Phil said...

heheh....his best magic trick ever was hiding a sausage in Claudia Schiffer

9:25 PM  
Blogger steve said...

that's why I hate him. she's one of the hottest women to walk the earth and she ends up with the magic dork. what was it? he pulled a quarter out of her ear at a party? or did he put her under some sort of spell? at any rate, she's better now.

10:03 PM  

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